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Popular Time Outs
You chose the wrong answer.
You use Internet Explorer 6 with twelve toolbars
Your tattoo is stupid.
You have music on your website that can't be muted
You used your instead of you're
You just Googled "facebook.com"
You used all caps in a comment thread to heighten your perceived anger.
You didn't "Like" this Facebook post
You won't stop using Internet Explorer 6
You tried to share a link that was a week old
Recent Time Outs
You're being a gay meme.
Being a fucking Cuck
You hate Christmas music
You tried to kill me.
There was no attachment.
You can't even get the simplest task done
For doing soooo much better in class
For being the best theacher