Send someone to an internet time out
You used hashtags in an email.
Send them this link:
or the stealth link:
Popular Time Outs
You chose the wrong answer.
You use Internet Explorer 6 with twelve toolbars
Your tattoo is stupid.
You have music on your website that can't be muted
You used your instead of you're
You just Googled "facebook.com"
You used all caps in a comment thread to heighten your perceived anger.
You didn't "Like" this Facebook post
You won't stop using Internet Explorer 6
You tried to share a link that was a week old
Recent Time Outs
Your webcam is fuzzy.
You did not help me when those to girls were attacking me!
just because i can
youre a horrible person
You spend too much time playing with PyGlass.
You wasted weeks of your life replaying Dark Souls.
You called white guys naggers, and you are white yourself
I've listened across the desk to you talking utter bollocks for 10 minutes.